T-Shirt Joke #6
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Q: “How do you get a t-shirt out of the water?”
A:“Wet.“
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Q: “Why are most t-shirts white?”
A:““You’d be white too if you were tightly wrapped around a sweaty carbon-based life form.“
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Q: “Why didn’t the t-shirt dance at the night club?”
A:““It had ‘no body’ to dance with.“
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Q: “What did the t-shirt-wearin’ banjo player get on his IQ test?”
A:““Drool.“
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Q: “Why did the elephant bring two t-shirts when he went golfing?”
A:““In case he got a hole in one … after being sniped by a high-paid assassin hell-bent on removing him from...
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Q: “Why did the elephant wear a t-shirt?”
A: ““It was hot outside, the shirt matched his pants, and he wanted to tell the world: “I Love To Go To Garage Sales”!!“
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