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T-Shirt Joke #6

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Q: “How do you get a t-shirt out of the water?”

A:“Wet.“

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T-Shirt Joke #5

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Q: “Why are most t-shirts white?”

A:““You’d be white too if you were tightly wrapped around a sweaty carbon-based life form.“

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T-Shirt Joke #4

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Q: “Why didn’t the t-shirt dance at the night club?”

A:““It had ‘no body’ to dance with.“

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T-Shirt Joke #3

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Q: “What did the t-shirt-wearin’ banjo player get on his IQ test?”

A:““Drool.“

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T-Shirt Joke #2

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Q: “Why did the elephant bring two t-shirts when he went golfing?”

A:““In case he got a hole in one … after being sniped by a high-paid assassin hell-bent on removing him from...

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T-Shirt Joke #1

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Q: “Why did the elephant wear a t-shirt?”

A: ““It was hot outside, the shirt matched his pants, and he wanted to tell the world: “I Love To Go To Garage Sales”!!“

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