The T-Shirt Site

All the news has been a twitter with talk about the latest Halo release. I got caught up in the moment and rushed out to get myself a t-shirt.

I don’t see the big deal though.

$30.99 + S&H

(((Muffin)))

Are you going to be on reality T.V. soon? Or MTV? Or Cops? If so, get your pre-pixelated t-shirt in advance.

$19.99 + S&H

Although I’m not a homosectional myself, The Black Spy does act like one sometimes. Why, you ask? Answer: too many chicks dig me. That’s right. I said it. The ladies love me and won’t leave me any peace.

Sometimes I can hardly go to the mall without being hit on all the time: “Hey you, sexay, here’s my number …” It gets old. So, here’s my secret … I wear gay pride t-shirts in public to keep the ladies at bay.

Today I wore this shirt to my salon appointment:

$17.95 + S&M

[The Black Spy]

It’s true!

Who’s the gorrilla in the back?

David Clark said he’s worn his T-shirt which reads, “I (heart) My Wiener” to school in the past with no trouble. So the 17-year-old Sesser-Valier High School junior said he was shocked Wednesday morning when school officials asked him to lose the shirt or leave school.

Clark said the shirt, which includes a silhouette of a dachshund under the text, is a playful way to pay tribute to his dachshund “Peewee,” who died when hit by a car four months ago. Story Cont.

This lounge lizard photo on flickr.com cracks me up. I think I’d like to make a t-shirt out of it.

Chillin’ Like Dillon

Here’s what’s known as a “Sample The Martian” t-shirt.

Ten Bucks

We do not recommend buying the t-shirt this woman is wearing below. It appears the ink used to paint the sword was lead based and heavy, making the t-shirt material sag in the front. Feel free to buy the shirt the dude is wearing, but only if you’re prepared to look super cool.