The T-Shirt Site

Groan … just got a call from the repair shop. They want $1,100 to replace the broken air conditioning condenser on my K-Car (by K-Tel). Sucks. I could do without the cool, refreshing air, but this is a lease, so I have to have it fixed.

Thing is, it’s broke from a accident I had back December 20th. I drove up a curb and blew out my tire, cracked my rim in half, dented the hood, and ended up with a broken face, broken thumbs, and cracked ribs (those injuries courtesy of da police, thank you kindly). Had all that fixed, now I have the broken AC.

I put a call in to my insurance company (Fred’s Insurance Co. of Newark). I’m hoping they will put the repair cost under the previous collision, since it was from the collision. 

*Fingers crossed*

I’ll be cutting lawns all weekend to make some dough anyway. Maybe I’ll play some wiffle ball too.

Here’s a car crash t-shirt. You have to pay Eruos to get it though.

EUR 12,95 + S&H

[The Black Spy]

Muffin was just talkin’ to me about her younger brother Grimace, who’s a bit overweight. And while I don’t wanna seem like I’m picking on the lard-ass, I found a site he might be interested in. It’s called FatGuyShirts.com. They sell shirts for big ‘ol big uns …

$20.99 + S&H

[The Black Spy]

Puh-leese help me convince my brother that he doesn’t need to wear two darned shirts all the time. One tee would suffice. Especially now in the summer. First of all, it must be hot for him! Second, wearing two shirts at once just makes him look stupid.

Please leave some comments for my brother Grimace and try to convince him to dump the long sleeve tee…

Thanks!

 (((Muffin)))

Think she likes Gummy Bears?

This chick’s got the lockjaw.

*snicker*

If she bites ya, you’ll need a Tetris shot.

*snickerfits*

$18.00 + S+H

[The Black Spy]

*Twirlin’ a hoola-hoop, wearin’ my new hacker shirt*

I own all!

Me w/out my makeup and clown costume …

UR are dust now that I got my rewritable hacker tee!

 Ha! Ha! Ha!

*hoola hoola hoola*

~Crackles

Panic! Schools are trying to outlaw t-shirts and the government stands behind them! Write your congressman today! T-shirts must NOT be outlawed in the U. S. of F-n’ A! I will have no clothes to wear!

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Putting its recent ruling on student speech into practice, the Supreme Court on Friday rejected a school district’s appeal of a ruling that it violated a student’s rights by censoring his anti-Bush T-shirt.
A seventh-grader from Vermont was suspended for wearing a shirt that bore images of cocaine and a martini glass—but also had messages calling President Bush a lying drunk driver who abused cocaine and marijuana, and the “chicken-hawk-in-chief” who was engaged in a “world domination tour.”

After his suspension, Zachary Guiles returned to school with duct tape covering the offending images.

Williamstown Middle School Principal Kathleen Morris-Kortz said the images violated the school dress code, which prohibits clothing that promotes the use of drugs or alcohol.

An appeals court said the school had no right to censor any part of the shirt.

On Monday, the court said schools could regulate student expression if it advocated illegal drug use. Justice Samuel Alito cautioned that schools could not censor political speech.

The case is Marineau v. Guiles, 06-757.

This wrassler recently killed his wife, child, and self. It’s a sad situation you can read about here: cnn.com. Here’s the wrassler, Chris Benoit, shown wearing a t-shirt:

Here’s his photo from cnn.com:

Here’s Uncle Fester:

(Highlight between quote marks to reveal answer)

Q: “When is a t-shirt loose twice?”

A: “When it is too (two) loose.“

I like California. It brings to mind: the TV program Three’s Company, surfing, Hollywood, The Viper Room, palm trees, my pal Don, and warm weather.

Here’s a link to a t-shirt company called: The California T-Shirt Company.

One of their t-shirts:

Another shirt from a different site:

$16.99 + S&H

At the risk of coming across as an artsy-fartsy website design critic … the design on this linked t-shirt site sucks.

The t-shirts they produce are probably really nice though.