One time I was on vacation in Los Angeles, back in 1999, and I was at an all night diner around 3:00 am when an earthquake struck. It was wild. I was drunk (having closed a bar at 2:00) and on vacation so I thought the earthquake was pretty exciting. I was yelling “whoo hoo!” as the restaurant rolled like it was on a wave. Earthquakes aren’t funny, however. They’re nothing to be enjoyed sober or hammered. This post goes out to all of those presently suffering in Haiti after the terrible earthquake there this week.

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