The T-Shirt Site

Got mythelf a new hat. The other wore out. I’ll wear it with my tux t-thirt on weekends and my full tux at work.

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The Beavis and Butt-head show on MTV was a hilarious cartoon with simple stupidity and crude animation. It featured two teen-aged miscreants making snarky comments about crappy music videos–and cheap sexual or fart jokes in the short cartoon bits.

On the show, and probably while realxing off-stage, Beavis typically wore a blue Metallica T-shirt...

*Eating rotten hard-boiled eggs and an old mayo and Limburger cheese sandwich, and washing it down with sour chocolate milk*

I puk3 in UR site and on da Blak Spy and R0d 2. Hah Hah Ha!

This post goes out to my bud Rodriguez. Heh. The dude cannot hold his liquor, at all, ever. His technicolor yawn at the bowling alley last night was hilarious. Here’s his dog. bwhahaha!

I tried wearing this t-shirt to see if I could score chicks:

$17.99 + S&H

But I ended up with a bunch of idiots and miniature donkeys following me around all day.

I’m too sad to write today. Just thought I’d stop by and say, “Hello.”

Hello.

Also wanted to tell The Black Spy that AG down the street called me a fatty boombah again, then gave me an XXXXL t-shirt to wear that says, “I’m The Ugly American”.

Well, I’m not going to wear it. I’m simply...

*Crackles disco dances like a champ around your site and does the splits*

1 done gone hax0red your site ag4in folios! Y? Becuz 1 rulz!!!!!!!!!

*Juggling three bowls of delicious Campbell’s Healthy Request Vegetable Beef soup in the air*

I c4n dance. 1 can juggle. 1 c4n dance and ju88le at same t1m3 …  whooooah!!!!

*Bowls...

Ok, here’s a t-shirt that comes with a story I don’t feel like telling, so I’ll just pass on this fact and leave it at that: your chest stings like hell with burns after you wake up from EMS using defriberlaotors to zap your heart back into action after flat lining.

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Ever watch a movie about nothing, yet somehow you enjoy watching it anyway? I watched a DVD last night called “Apocalypto” and the whole story line consisted of this good Mayan dude running away from the bad Mayan dudes. That was basically it.

Sure, the anticipation of seeing violence and gore made the movie worthwhile, but other than that–and...

Ugh. I just woke up. Tired as hell this morning. I had a weird dream too. I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

I don’t feel so well, but I told Clutch I’d post today, so let me think about t-shirts for a minute…

Ok. This site says “Marshmallow Long Sleeve T-Shirt and Matching...

This morning I was thinking about Father’s Day and I thought: “John Wayne Gacy’s an asshole.” He totally ruined Father’s Day for his dad.

After what Gacy did, how’s his dad supposed to relax on Father’s Day — flipping snausages on the BBQ — and think back fondly on his years of parenting? …...