The T-Shirt Site

Damn, was it hot out yesterday. Hot! Hot! Hot! I sweat right through my Three Stooges t-shirt while cutting my neighbor’s lawn for ten bucks. (Gas money.)  Took like, two hours to do. My dog Stoner wore a t-shirt yesterday too. Because he’s cool. He was layin’ in the shade, watching me cut grass. (The lazy-ass).

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Today’s forecast: 80 and sunny. Humid too.

$21.95 + S&H

Here’s a fine selection of some of the ugliest and pointless t-shirts on the internet. Who’d spend $16.95 + shipping to wear a bumper sticker saying? Plus the design is plain awful. Someone making these in their basement?

I had an awful nightmare last night. It looked a lot like this:

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Q: How can you get a t-shirt on after putting on deodorant without getting a white streak?

Yahoo Answers: Fold the t-shirt bottom up (about a third of the way) so when you pull it down, any deodorant gets on the inside. Just fold it back down once it is on!

Also, letting deodorant dry for a few minutes helps. I’ve tried clear ones, but...

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Q: “What is Rosie O’Donnell’s favorite t-shirt?”

A: “ Shut up and pass me that pie. I need to feed my face.“

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Q: “How do you make a t-shirt float?”

A: “Fart in it and tie off the arms and bottom. Or simply put ice cream in a glass, add cream soda and a t-shirt.“

Yeah, now we’re talking. Nothin’ better than getting a good buzz and flyin’ down a dirt trail or subdivision on my mini bike — my long hair flyin’ in the cool breeze.

This dude has the right idea:

This dude has the killer shorts on:

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The Fridaythe13thforum.com webisite reports that the actress who played Brenda in the movie Friday the Thirteenth died of cancer May 25th. She’s the one who did the Katherine Hepburn impersonation then took an axe to the forehead.

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