I Have A Secret
Although I’m not a homosectional myself, The Black Spy does act like one sometimes. Why, you ask? Answer: too many chicks dig me. That’s right. I said it. The ladies love me and won’t leave me any peace.
Sometimes I can hardly go to the mall without being hit on all the time: “Hey you, sexay, here’s my number …” It gets old. So, here’s my secret … I wear gay pride t-shirts in public to keep the ladies at bay.
Today I wore this shirt to my salon appointment:
$17.95 + S&M
[The Black Spy]
